Mystery Misguider Gifts

"I have reason to believe that the four robbers made their escape along Manor way and they've now split up!"

The DaVinci Code

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'You know too much,'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Paranormal A-Z...

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"I said slime."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Sphinx Comes Alive

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Cheating Death.

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Bigfoot tracks...

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

How they did it . . .

Elusive Shadow.

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"I get it!"