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'Please Mike! Not in front of the children.'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Tut and Carmen.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

Zeus's Caddy

"I think it was an election year."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"I'm having my entrails read."

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

I'm With Stooped

Archaeologists discover a football

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

This will really mess with their minds someday.

'Did You say 'ark' or 'ork'?'

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

Mummy Shrink.

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

'I love your spindly legs, your tiny pinhead and your bulging thorax - marry me!'

Stone henge swing.

Friendly bacteria

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

Pizza at the Round Table