Myrmecology Aficionado Prints

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Tut and Carmen.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Zeus's Caddy

"I think it was an election year."

"I'm having my entrails read."

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Archaeologists discover a football

Mummy Shrink.

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

'Did You say 'ark' or 'ork'?'

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

Stone henge swing.

Friendly bacteria

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?

Pizza at the Round Table