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'Oh yeah? You and whose army?'

"Stop following me, please! I'm going to the toilet!"

'No point sulking,dear. If you're stopping in, you may as well be useful.'

Insect Insults.

'Grub's up!'

'I think he's making a big fuss over losing a couple of lousy legs.'

'I don't believe it! He's gone crawling back to her.'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Venus

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

The Elliot Ness monster.

Boy and Bear and Monster

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

Viking Loch Ness

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Greek A-Z Map,

The Death Of Venus

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

The Kali De Milo.