Myrmecology Pillows

"Stop following me, please! I'm going to the toilet!"

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Venus

Saint George and the Drag Queen

The Elliot Ness monster.

Boy and Bear and Monster

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Viking Loch Ness

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Greek A-Z Map,

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

The Death Of Venus

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

The Kali De Milo.

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Snake Eyes