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'For Godsake,Archie! Will you just stop hovering!'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

'I love your spindly legs, your tiny pinhead and your bulging thorax - marry me!'

"Ever killed a man?"

Friendly bacteria

"He gives me the creeps. I Think it's love."

He's been teaching a class on fungi for decades! He loves molding young minds! Campus.

'Unfortunately, your resume isn't worth the papyrus it's written on.'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

"Stop following me, please! I'm going to the toilet!"

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

Scientist to scientist looking in microscope: 'Be careful - they sense fear.'

"We just need more wiggle room."

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

Worm Appreciation Society!

Tonight's Lecture: Earth's Biodiversity at Risk. Obviously, they've never looked inside my refrigerator.

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

Meerkats - A Family Portrait

Mushrooms of New York

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'

"I recommend the mushrooms."