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'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"Ever killed a man?"

Friendly bacteria

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

"He gives me the creeps. I Think it's love."

'Unfortunately, your resume isn't worth the papyrus it's written on.'

"Stop following me, please! I'm going to the toilet!"

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

"We just need more wiggle room."

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

Scientist to scientist looking in microscope: 'Be careful - they sense fear.'

Mushrooms of New York

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

Worm Appreciation Society!

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

Meerkats - A Family Portrait

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'

"I recommend the mushrooms."