Muzzle Matchmakers Pillows

'Ever noticed how people resemble their pets?'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Silence of the Chickens...

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

Today's love

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

"Men just won't leave me alone!"

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

Pucker up!

"Of all the finger-painting classes in all the day-care centers in all the world, you had to walk into mine."

"I have to bring him with me otherwise he wouldn't let me indoors."

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

'Mandy is playing cupid again!'

"I'm sure you will be very happy together."

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

'Okay, this time we'll try for someone with a really good sense of humour.'

"On my dating website it said would be the perfect match."

'For those who the internet hath brought together, let no man put asunder...'

A dog cupid flies an arrow after a dog jumping on a random man's leg.

"We should get together sometime and pee on things."

"You want to see me, Boss?"

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

The Adventures of Morton :This has been my best first date ever...Sooo, what about our plans for the future? YOu know, marriage, kids?...Tell me if I move too fast, okay?

'I wanna buy a muzzle.'

'To the most open-minded girl on eCompromise...'

Soulmates.

"It was love at first sight. She married him without even googling him!"

Collie F, 4 yrs old, well-trained, knows many tricks, wants to meet M, collie, afghan or greyhound. No mutts please.

'What is it with mares and Iberians?!'

"Well Mom, thanks for setting us up, getting me to the restaurant on time, and getting the conversation started, but I think I can take it from here."

'Oh, he's not mean. He thinks it makes him look macho.'

"A bow and arrow is SO 18th century."

"Of course, all the good ones are fixed."