Mutual breakup.
Mutual Split Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful way to acknowledge a mutual split? Our 'mutual split' collection offers humorous and poignant products that celebrate the end of one chapter and the start of another. Whether it's a breakup or a business divestment, find items that bring a smile or a sense of understanding. These gifts are designed to speak to the bittersweet feelings of parting ways with wit and warmth, making shared transitions a little easier to embrace.
"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."
"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."
"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."
'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'
"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."
"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."
"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."
Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....
Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.
The prying mantis,
"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."
"I can't believe he brought her."
'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'
"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."
"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."
"I do have a special someone, but he sucks."
When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.
"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."
"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."
'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'
"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."
Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.
'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'
"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"
Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.
Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation
"Bob & Sue 2011" "Sued Bob 2011"
Blues artis's daily list
'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'
"I do love you, Jerry, but it's somewhere below the conscious level."
'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'
'And the life of man, solitary, poore, nasty, brutish, and short.' -- Thomas Hobbes, 'I dated a guy like that once.'
"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"
"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."
Mutual Split Gifts Collection
Mutual Split Mugs
Explore our 'mutual split' mug collection for daily reminders that life’s transitions can be handled with humor and grace.
Mutual Split Pillows
Find comforting pillows to remind you of resilience and humor after life's major transitions.
Mutual Split Prints
Decorate your space with prints that speak to life's transitions, blending humor and heartfelt messages for all to see.
Mutual Split T-Shirts
Discover our T-shirts that celebrate new starts and saying goodbye with clever designs perfect for embracing life’s changes.