Musical Procrastinator Gifts

'For goodness sake, stop whistling while you work.' - 'I wasn't working, only whistling.'

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

Good luck in your A Levels.

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

Al, The Go-From Guy

'I would've done my homework, but they kept saying 'stay tuned'.'

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

Invaders from Planet Manava.

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"Get dressed and sculpt something already."

'I would have had these reports done sooner, but someone rolled a ball with a bell inside it into my cubicle.'

"How to deal with weeds."

"But I am working, Boss...My computer is running the data on improving employee productivity!"

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

"How about fashionably never?"

"The great thing about being bad at your job is nobody asks you for help with their work."

Holiday Shopping for Guys

"You can make your life any way you want it. Don't let your thoughts limit your future. It is possible to achieve your dreams!"