Musical Miscommunications Pillows

'Ronan Keating just called - but it was a wrong number!'

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

"I meant the dog!"

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

"Elective surgery? But I'm not even registered to vote!"

After years of chasing and fighting they discovered it was all just a misunderstanding.

Jude completely misunderstands his doctor's request for a stool sample.

'Deputy, I asked 'when are you going to a restaurant?' Not 'arrest your aunt'.'

"For the last time, 'port' is left, 'starboard' is right!"

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

When you said it was a place with women and a bar I didn't think you meant a ballet class.

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

"Aunt Mary, I think you may not have heard me right. I requested a bundt cake."

'Sir, I'm an estate agent. Not a showbiz agent.'

"This to you left me says you want a wok."

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

"What makes you think you can patronize me?"

Sea kelp? I said "seek help"!

"There's a man at the door with a wooden leg."

"Let me clarify what I meant when I said I've absolutely no interest in your company..."

'I gave you permission to Skype my class, not skip it.'

"Perhaps I should clarify. When I said to drink plenty of fluids ..."

"My mistake Guvnor - I thought you said CRAP circles!"

Ernie, that's not what he meant when he said, "Listen closely to what I'm going to tell you."

Archery Supplies, Inc. When we outsourced production abroad, did anyone explain to our supplier what we meant by "bows and arrows"?

"Size 16? Sorry, I thought you said 61."

You were right -- She's not trying to high-five us!

'I could sweat the invitation said '7 a.m.'.'

'You are a fool...I said 'Why don't you wear a BANDANA!'

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."