Musical Miscommunications Mugs

'Ronan Keating just called - but it was a wrong number!'

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

"I meant the dog!"

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

"Elective surgery? But I'm not even registered to vote!"

After years of chasing and fighting they discovered it was all just a misunderstanding.

Jude completely misunderstands his doctor's request for a stool sample.

'Deputy, I asked 'when are you going to a restaurant?' Not 'arrest your aunt'.'

"For the last time, 'port' is left, 'starboard' is right!"

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

'Sir, I'm an estate agent. Not a showbiz agent.'

"This to you left me says you want a wok."

"What makes you think you can patronize me?"

"There's a man at the door with a wooden leg."

"Size 16? Sorry, I thought you said 61."

'You are a fool...I said 'Why don't you wear a BANDANA!'

"My mistake Guvnor - I thought you said CRAP circles!"

'I could sweat the invitation said '7 a.m.'.'

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

"Is that enough off the top?"