Miscommunication Moment Pillows

"Size 16? Sorry, I thought you said 61."

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

"I meant the dog!"

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"Elective surgery? But I'm not even registered to vote!"

After years of chasing and fighting they discovered it was all just a misunderstanding.

"For the last time, 'port' is left, 'starboard' is right!"

Jude completely misunderstands his doctor's request for a stool sample.

'Deputy, I asked 'when are you going to a restaurant?' Not 'arrest your aunt'.'

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

"When you said you were taking me south on vacation I assumed you meant to the tropics."

Look, XYXX! They're friendly!

When you said it was a place with women and a bar I didn't think you meant a ballet class.

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

"No, what I said was we need more stakeholders."

'I'm afraid you've got the wrong department.'

"Aunt Mary, I think you may not have heard me right. I requested a bundt cake."

"No...I said aperitif!!"

'Sir, I'm an estate agent. Not a showbiz agent.'

Sea kelp? I said "seek help"!

Shoot...not literally, of course.

"There's a man at the door with a wooden leg."

'Chapman, you misunderstood what I said about the Clark account. I said mull it over.'

"This to you left me says you want a wok."

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

The Embarrassment of Van Gogh