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"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

Disco Bunny.

Dance.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'The grudge match.'

"The club scene is really changing."

Table tennis.

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

Niche Extracurriculars

Early Night Club

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

Burlyesque

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

Can you help on our arts night for the environment? I'll be studying. Eco club. That's so short-sighted. I'm in 3 AP science classes. Someday I'll discover ways to organically eradicate pollution. Eco club. That's sooo long-sighted.

The Club

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

The Croucho Club

Time-of-the-month club.

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

Hey, Twig! Ryan Beardsley wants your cell phone number! The divine wonder of West Fester High? Finally! My life changes for the better. He needs activities for his college apps and wants to come to our shortest eco-club cleanup. Change you can believe in. West Fester High School.

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

Pole Vaulting Club

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

"Welcome back sir: please come down..."

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

'Fair play, Bill always knows when he's had enough.'

'Eughh! I've trodden in some celebrity's dog.'

You conservative dunce! You socialist ignoramus. Blue. Debate club. Red. Dittohead! Liberal fruitcake! Time's up! The winner of this school's tv talk show style debate is team red! Is that a cell phone? No. Decibel meter. Ungha! Ungha!! Ungh!!!

Math Lounge