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'I don't want to read 'Great Books'. Too much pressure.'

They hated me.

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

La Table

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Disco Bunny.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'The grudge match.'

Thinking and thinking backwards.

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

Niche Extracurriculars

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

Campaign 2016

'Things haven't been the same since the alien abduction.'

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

Debate Club Note

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

The Club

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

Time-of-the-month club.

The Croucho Club

Pole Vaulting Club

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

'This course is a great ego builder.'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

"Welcome back sir: please come down..."

'Fair play, Bill always knows when he's had enough.'

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

'Oh, I just love dealing with investment clubs. Now, in whose name will you be buying the one-half share of Microsoft?'

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)