Musical Castaways Gifts

Hell on trio island

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"Whataya mean you have writer's block?"

'You have a friend request.'

'I'm willing to relocate.'

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

BARBER

'Not bad, what about the Christmas Cards?'

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

'Seafood Only.'

Man on a desert island with only one palm tree making it impossible to hang a hammock.

'Before you came along I was beginning to forget what a woman looked like!'

"So how long will it take to grow?"

Goalkeeper on a desert island.

Wind turbine island...

'Robinson Crusoe discovers Friday's mobile'

"Wow! A secret admirer!"

'Say 'Nessage in a gottle.' one more time and I'm putting you back in your box.'

"Of course I wasn't exposed to harmful pesticides as a child. Funny question."

'Don't you think a boat would have been more appropriate?'

'The signal is still weak. I'm gonna move just a little closer...'

Message tied to a brick.

'You had enough power in our cell phone to make one last call, and instead of getting us rescued, you cancel your tee-time?'

Smoking/Non Smoking Islands.

Island with sail.

'Oh, it's from my new pen pal on the other island.'

"Go deep."