Musical Castaways Gifts

Hell on trio island

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'You have a friend request.'

'I'm willing to relocate.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

'Not bad, what about the Christmas Cards?'

BARBER

Man on a desert island with only one palm tree making it impossible to hang a hammock.

'Before you came along I was beginning to forget what a woman looked like!'

'Seafood Only.'

"So how long will it take to grow?"

'Don't you think a boat would have been more appropriate?'

'Say 'Nessage in a gottle.' one more time and I'm putting you back in your box.'

Goalkeeper on a desert island.

'Robinson Crusoe discovers Friday's mobile'

Wind turbine island...

"Wow! A secret admirer!"

"Of course I wasn't exposed to harmful pesticides as a child. Funny question."

'The signal is still weak. I'm gonna move just a little closer...'

Smoking/Non Smoking Islands.

"Go deep."

'You had enough power in our cell phone to make one last call, and instead of getting us rescued, you cancel your tee-time?'

Island with sail.

Message tied to a brick.

'Oh, it's from my new pen pal on the other island.'

Bottle bank giving loans to a man on a desert island.