Music-loving Moocher Gifts

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

The No No No's

Cow Show Tunes

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

The Rolling Bones

Guitar.

Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"

Earplugs £2 a Pair

MAH MOO MAH MAH MOO MOO MOO MOO MAH MOOMAH MOO MAH MAH MOOMAH MOO MOO!

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

There were drastic cutbacks in the orchestra's budget.

Cellist site reading birds on telephone wires.

You don't have to be tone deaf to work here but it helps.

Wine

"So help me, Henderson, if you sing 'Row Row Row Your Boat' one more time..."

The Noisy Neighbours

"That was a truly ham-fisted attempt at Vivaldi!"

"When I listen to Mozart, the numbers just seem to crunch themselves."

Cello player with arrow instead of bow.

'He's got a really big sound.'

Somewhere in West Virginia

'Elephant'

What your acoustic guitar says about you

'Sorry God, I think you got the wrong guy, I like sex, drugs and rock and roll.'

"Howard, I found my instrument!"

Lecture Tonight. Evidence of Water on Other Planets. Using "Moon River" as background was a nice touch.

He's a rescue.

Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner & Smith & Mick Jagger