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'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

The No No No's

Cow Show Tunes

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

The Rolling Bones

Guitar.

Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

Earplugs £2 a Pair

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

MAH MOO MAH MAH MOO MOO MOO MOO MAH MOOMAH MOO MAH MAH MOOMAH MOO MOO!

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"

There were drastic cutbacks in the orchestra's budget.

Cellist site reading birds on telephone wires.

"So help me, Henderson, if you sing 'Row Row Row Your Boat' one more time..."

"That was a truly ham-fisted attempt at Vivaldi!"

You don't have to be tone deaf to work here but it helps.

The Noisy Neighbours

Wine

"When I listen to Mozart, the numbers just seem to crunch themselves."

Cello player with arrow instead of bow.

'He's got a really big sound.'

What your acoustic guitar says about you

'Sorry God, I think you got the wrong guy, I like sex, drugs and rock and roll.'

Somewhere in West Virginia

'Elephant'

Praying mantis rock band sings about dysfunctional family.

Pierre Boulez

"Howard, I found my instrument!"