Music-loving Gym Rat Gifts

'I realize this is an advances aerobics class, but I still don't think we're ready to work out to 'Flight of the Bumble Bee'!'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Sleepwalker on treadmill

DumbbellsSmartbells.

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Gym Dog

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

Early Exercise Machines

Battery lifting weights

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Shakespeare in the clink

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

Ring for Service.

Body Building

''What I Did Over Summer Vacation,' by Craig Martin.'

Apocalliptical

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

'When I was your age I had a six pack, now I have a two four.'

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'