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'I realize this is an advances aerobics class, but I still don't think we're ready to work out to 'Flight of the Bumble Bee'!'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Sleepwalker on treadmill

DumbbellsSmartbells.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Gym Dog

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

Early Exercise Machines

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

Battery lifting weights

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

Shakespeare in the clink

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

Body Building

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Ring for Service.

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

Apocalliptical

'When I was your age I had a six pack, now I have a two four.'

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

"And just what makes you think I use Steroids?"

"Seven, eight, nine, ten..."

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'