Music Genre Nostalgic Gifts

"And to think I fought the punk wars for this!!"

Lennon and McCartney.

"This next one's another oldie."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

Neil Young

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

Art Garfunkel.

Robert Drake

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

His master's voice

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

"Horton hears The Who!"

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

"No worries, that's not COVID 19 fever, it's Saturday Night Fever."

Emergency: "Waiting long?"

'Fancy coming back to my room to have a look at my collection of 78's ?'

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

"Can't believe you've still got an eight-track player in this thing."

"Mom, does granddad want me to run away? He's playing that Disco music again!"

'An off-white entertainment giant that's been in and out of favour with the public - what better place for Jacko's comeback?'

'Jeez, grandmom, here's your problem...you connect to WiFi, not HiFi!'

Today, this humble feature attempts to answer one of the great quandaries of modern times. Is it Louie Louie, oh baby, my hair gotta grow? Wrong! What are the lyrics to the Kingsman's Louie Louie?* *Must be gleaned by listening. No peeking on the internet!

My grandparents used this to play music. It actually has a needle that allows a track around the record surface. Oh, it's groovy!

His Master Voice Desert Island

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"

'Do you by any chance have any conservatory music?'