Music Genre Nostalgic Pillows

"And to think I fought the punk wars for this!!"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

His master's voice

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

"Horton hears The Who!"

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

Emergency: "Waiting long?"

'Fancy coming back to my room to have a look at my collection of 78's ?'

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

'Jeez, grandmom, here's your problem...you connect to WiFi, not HiFi!'

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

"Mom, does granddad want me to run away? He's playing that Disco music again!"

His Master Voice Desert Island

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

'Do you by any chance have any conservatory music?'

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"

Head of Dumbing-Down