Band Nostalgic Pillows

"Maybe it wasn't such a cool idea to name the agency after our old band."

Lennon and McCartney.

"This next one's another oldie."

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

Neil Young

Art Garfunkel.

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

Tin Man Visits New York

A family reunion that warms them to their very core.

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

His master's voice

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

"Horton hears The Who!"

Mick Jagger at 95.

What have you got by the Doors? Fire extinguishers and a light switch.

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

"Nothing yet. Try sending me another text."

"Can't believe you've still got an eight-track player in this thing."

His Master Voice Desert Island

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

'An off-white entertainment giant that's been in and out of favour with the public - what better place for Jacko's comeback?'

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

'Do you by any chance have any conservatory music?'

Al's computer salvage.

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"

When worlds collide...

Head of Dumbing-Down

"He're the pitch; a sequel to 'Yesterday', but instead of The Beatles, it's The Carpenters. We'll call it 'Yesterday, Once More'."

'I miss the days when the only thing I couldn't work was the video.'

Rod Stewart

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