Music Nostalgic Pillows

"Which is more ancient—our chants or 'Piano Man'?"

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Lennon and McCartney.

"This next one's another oldie."

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

Neil Young

Art Garfunkel.

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

A family reunion that warms them to their very core.

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

His master's voice

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

Mick Jagger at 95.

"Horton hears The Who!"

What have you got by the Doors? Fire extinguishers and a light switch.

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

"Can't believe you've still got an eight-track player in this thing."

"Nothing yet. Try sending me another text."

His Master Voice Desert Island

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

'An off-white entertainment giant that's been in and out of favour with the public - what better place for Jacko's comeback?'

"Joe, you've got to stop singing 'Rocket Man.' Okay, how about 'Ground control to Major Tom'?"

Head of Dumbing-Down

'Do you by any chance have any conservatory music?'

'I miss the days when the only thing I couldn't work was the video.'

"He're the pitch; a sequel to 'Yesterday', but instead of The Beatles, it's The Carpenters. We'll call it 'Yesterday, Once More'."

Al's computer salvage.

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"

"I've got an extremely rare Dusty Springfield."

Malfunction at the boy-band factory.

Downloading.

"Of all the gin joins in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine - damn Trip Advisor."