Music Nostalgic Pillows

"Which is more ancient—our chants or 'Piano Man'?"

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'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

A family reunion that warms them to their very core.

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

His master's voice

Mick Jagger at 95.

"Horton hears The Who!"

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

"Joe, you've got to stop singing 'Rocket Man.' Okay, how about 'Ground control to Major Tom'?"

His Master Voice Desert Island

"He're the pitch; a sequel to 'Yesterday', but instead of The Beatles, it's The Carpenters. We'll call it 'Yesterday, Once More'."

Head of Dumbing-Down

'I miss the days when the only thing I couldn't work was the video.'

Al's computer salvage.

'Do you by any chance have any conservatory music?'

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"

Malfunction at the boy-band factory.

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Antiques. Special on Low-Def.

James Brown's Soul Train.