Melody Nostalgic Gifts

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

Lennon and McCartney.

"This next one's another oldie."

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

Art Garfunkel.

Neil Young

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

"Horton hears The Who!"

His master's voice

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

"Can't believe you've still got an eight-track player in this thing."

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

Where Mom used to take you.

'An off-white entertainment giant that's been in and out of favour with the public - what better place for Jacko's comeback?'

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

His Master Voice Desert Island

Head of Dumbing-Down

'Do you by any chance have any conservatory music?'

"He're the pitch; a sequel to 'Yesterday', but instead of The Beatles, it's The Carpenters. We'll call it 'Yesterday, Once More'."

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"

For The Sentimental ExecutiveThe Charm Tie

"New Year's Eve just isn't the same anymore!"

Victorian mother and daughter.

"Of all the gin joins in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine - damn Trip Advisor."

'I'm afraid our records show that you still have two DVD's checked out.'

Antiques. Special on Low-Def.

Downloading.

Rod Stewart

'Remember, kids. Pester your parents for Chunkos.'

'Now this man knew how to rock!'

"Harold still has all the moves...he just forgot how to use them."

"When we were young, our parents looked upon our music with contempt... as noise!"