Melody Nostalgic T-Shirts

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"Horton hears The Who!"

His master's voice

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

His Master Voice Desert Island

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

Where Mom used to take you.

"He're the pitch; a sequel to 'Yesterday', but instead of The Beatles, it's The Carpenters. We'll call it 'Yesterday, Once More'."

'Do you by any chance have any conservatory music?'

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"

For The Sentimental ExecutiveThe Charm Tie

Head of Dumbing-Down

"New Year's Eve just isn't the same anymore!"

'Remember, kids. Pester your parents for Chunkos.'

Victorian mother and daughter.

'I'm afraid our records show that you still have two DVD's checked out.'

Downloading.

Antiques. Special on Low-Def.

'Now this man knew how to rock!'

"Harold still has all the moves...he just forgot how to use them."

"When we were young, our parents looked upon our music with contempt... as noise!"

"But granddad, my generation's different - we don't have time for drum solos."