Nostalgic Melody Seeker T-Shirts

' I thought I had discovered the next Bob Dylan playing in some small dive in New Jersey. Then I realized it was the old Bob Dylan.'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"What old school? This is my life."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

Ice Cream Dreams.

'Man, times have changed.'

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

"I made you a mixtape."

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Tamagotchi paralysis.