Mushroom Fan T-Shirts

"How about a story from The Mushroom Diaries? They all have a nice morel."

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'They're dog roses!'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

Say it with flowers: It!

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Bee in flight.

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

The Deer of Spring.

Asexual harassment.

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

'We are parasites, but I think we also have parasites.'

Ovalifolium Longifora

"Damn floral activists."

He's been teaching a class on fungi for decades! He loves molding young minds! Campus.

Gene Manipulation

Carnations.

Springtime

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Male elephant giving female flowers and LOTS of candy.

"It's inoperable and perennial."