Mushroom Fan Prints

"How about a story from The Mushroom Diaries? They all have a nice morel."

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'They're dog roses!'

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

Say it with flowers: It!

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Bee in flight.

The Deer of Spring.

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

Asexual harassment.

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

'We are parasites, but I think we also have parasites.'

Carnations.

Ovalifolium Longifora

Male elephant giving female flowers and LOTS of candy.

Gene Manipulation

Springtime

"Damn floral activists."

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

"It's inoperable and perennial."

Beekeeping 101