Mushroom Bbq Lover T-Shirts

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Beach Barbecue

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"Pretty good dog, huh, Larry?"

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

Gene Manipulation

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

Woman serving tea from a huge barbecue-like teacup.

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

"I can't remember which ones are plant-based."

Dog BBQ

Abundance of Caution

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

Black Truffles!