Mushroom Bbq Lover Mugs

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Beach Barbecue

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"Pretty good dog, huh, Larry?"

'Harold took the advice of the 'experts' and only invested in things he understood, which is why our portfolio consists entirely of Anheuser-Busch and Phillip Morris.'

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

Gene Manipulation

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

Woman serving tea from a huge barbecue-like teacup.

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

Cow Gag Gifts

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

He's been teaching a class on fungi for decades! He loves molding young minds! Campus.

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

Dog BBQ

Queen's final visit to Australia: 'STrewth! Chack anatha prawn on the barbie Phil..'. Charles 'Apparently, the Aussies insisted on a few conditions..'

Goblin.

Black Truffles!