Museum Going Gifts

"This is our first recession together."

"Have you noticed how the eyes seem to follow you round the room?"

"Remember! If there is a duvetyne curtain leading to a blackened room, we shall pass through it. If headphones are required, we will wear them. We shall push any button and read every text, for we are artists and we are unafraid."

In the Museum of Anthropology...we named this one discoman.

You're my Mona Lisa.

"I think he was a celebrity."

The Googler

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Culture Saturday

Party Animals.

"You're on a what?!"

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Well....I could've done this!"

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'I could do that.'

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

The Rise of Modern Art

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

The Other Cooperstown

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Antiques

I love Museum Shops