Museum Makeover Enthusiast Gifts

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"I think he was a celebrity."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Party Animals.

Culture Saturday

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

The Other Cooperstown

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Raphael

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

I love Museum Shops

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

Rodin's THE FEELER

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

Hall of great inventors.

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

The Thinker and the Doer.