Museum Makeover Enthusiast Prints

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I think he was a celebrity."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Culture Saturday

Party Animals.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

The Other Cooperstown

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Raphael

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

I love Museum Shops

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'