Muscle Worshipper Pillows

"I ❤️ me"

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Church for sports worshipers.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

Built and Built without a permit.

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

'You know, they call me 'Stinkin' rich' because I even have an employee who takes a shower for me every morning!'

'I like it. It's bigger than life.'

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

"His prose is so muscular."

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

Fitness in church.

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

'Just a few more steroids and I get-a-chopping!'

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

"The guy who wants to be my boyfriend has the body of a god - buddha."

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'

'My ex-boyfriend is just here to pick up his bodybuilding magazines. You can come in if you promise not to pick a fight.'

'You're very tense today.'

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

'Are you sure this is only the 100kg?'

A Washboard Stomach.

The Three Billy Goats Buffed