Murophobia Warriors Gifts

Mouse Phobia

Glastonbury. After.

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

"There's got to be an easier way to kill the moss in a lawn"

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'Oh stop complaining, if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!'

Fighting Malaria

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

Pete Bog

'I'm dropping you, you're too clean.'

'I've got it in pill form, but for really fast relief from panic attacks...'

'Don't be frightened, he's only been 'n' gone 'n' done his back in again.'

'Ricky, you're buying a stock that belonged to a total stranger? How do you know where it's been?'

The joy of killing a mosquito followed by the despair of realizing it already bit you.

'Oh dear.'

"Looks like we have mice."

"Oh, the pain I can take—it's the awkward silence between conversations that's torture."

"Oh, you could say the mosquitoes were out. . ."

Warning! No Cell Phone Service Next 20 Miles.

'Bad news? I got into a fight with a mud puddle. Good news? I won.'

'Sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite.'

'Nothing to worry about, Dear, just a little accident on the information superhighway.'

Under Attack.

Spectabilis Horridus

"Okay, dictation monkey, can you read back to me my Hypochondriac's Handbook rules to live by?"

'Now, Mrs. Jenkins, I'm going to try a slightly different approach to deal with your fear of spiders!'

"I hate bugs...especially if they are in the software of this robot-spider."

Eliminating Mosquitoes and the Zika Threat.