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Glastonbury. After.

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Taking control of his opponent, Darren quickly slapped some deodorant on him.

"Nonsense, Kevin. How could there be an anteater under your bed?"

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

"There's got to be an easier way to kill the moss in a lawn"

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

Welcome Sufferers of Stage Fright

'Oh stop complaining, if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!'

Fighting Malaria

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

Pete Bog

'I'm dropping you, you're too clean.'

The joy of killing a mosquito followed by the despair of realizing it already bit you.

'I've got it in pill form, but for really fast relief from panic attacks...'

'Ricky, you're buying a stock that belonged to a total stranger? How do you know where it's been?'

'Don't be frightened, he's only been 'n' gone 'n' done his back in again.'

'That's right! No huffing a puffing for 30 minutes on a treadmill. We've developed a new stress test that is faster and more accurate.'

'Oh dear.'

"Looks like we have mice."

"Oh, the pain I can take—it's the awkward silence between conversations that's torture."

Warning! No Cell Phone Service Next 20 Miles.

"Oh, you could say the mosquitoes were out. . ."

'Bad news? I got into a fight with a mud puddle. Good news? I won.'

'Sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite.'

'Nothing to worry about, Dear, just a little accident on the information superhighway.'

"Okay, dictation monkey, can you read back to me my Hypochondriac's Handbook rules to live by?"

Under Attack.

Spectabilis Horridus

'Now, Mrs. Jenkins, I'm going to try a slightly different approach to deal with your fear of spiders!'

"I hate bugs...especially if they are in the software of this robot-spider."