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'Yes, Doctor. I've been scared of spiders since childhood. Freaks me out just thinking about it.'

'Are you the lady that reported the dangerous spider?'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'Bernice . . . could you come in here please? Bring a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter!'

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

'Don't be frightened, he's only been 'n' gone 'n' done his back in again.'

'He won't go back into his house until I check to make sure the spider is gone.'

Horror

'Honey, that spider's in the bath again!'

"I see spiders on Mars! Do you know what that means? "we need to send an exterminator?"

Spider Horror Movies

'You've been drinking again.'

'Yes - He's armed.'

So how long have you had this fear of spiders ?

Lady reads book about beating phobias.

Arachnophobia training.

After being frightened away too many times, Miss Muffett decided to rif herself of the spider.

'I hate you, Al.'

"You know humans eat eight of us in their sleep every year."

Judge about to hit spider with mallet.

"AA-ARGH!"

'Now, Mrs. Jenkins, I'm going to try a slightly different approach to deal with your fear of spiders!'

'On the other hand it does have a certain charm'

Shipwreaked man rejecting desert island because of a spider

Plumbers afraid of Spiders

Ever since he was a little magazine, he had been deathly afraid of spiders, and he didn't like where this was going,

"Ahhhhh! There's a spider!!"

"I hate bugs...especially if they are in the software of this robot-spider."

"Okay, Mr. Nerdmyer, I'm just going to give you a little stress test!"

"You didn't believe her when she said there was a giant spider in the bathtub, did you?"