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'Yes, Doctor. I've been scared of spiders since childhood. Freaks me out just thinking about it.'

'Are you the lady that reported the dangerous spider?'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Little Miss Muffet's Graduation.

'Bernice . . . could you come in here please? Bring a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter!'

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

'Don't hurt it.'

Horror

'He won't go back into his house until I check to make sure the spider is gone.'

'Don't be frightened, he's only been 'n' gone 'n' done his back in again.'

'That's right! No huffing a puffing for 30 minutes on a treadmill. We've developed a new stress test that is faster and more accurate.'

'Honey, that spider's in the bath again!'

'You've been drinking again.'

"I see spiders on Mars! Do you know what that means? "we need to send an exterminator?"

So how long have you had this fear of spiders ?

'Yes - He's armed.'

Spider Horror Movies

Lady reads book about beating phobias.

Judge about to hit spider with mallet.

"AA-ARGH!"

Arachnophobia training.

After being frightened away too many times, Miss Muffett decided to rif herself of the spider.

'I hate you, Al.'

"You know humans eat eight of us in their sleep every year."

'Now, Mrs. Jenkins, I'm going to try a slightly different approach to deal with your fear of spiders!'

Plumbers afraid of Spiders

'On the other hand it does have a certain charm'

Shipwreaked man rejecting desert island because of a spider

Ever since he was a little magazine, he had been deathly afraid of spiders, and he didn't like where this was going,

"I hate bugs...especially if they are in the software of this robot-spider."

'I'd like to find romance online, but I'm, ya know...afraid of the web.'

"Ahhhhh! There's a spider!!"