Monstrophobic Gifts

Looking for a gift that acknowledges the fear of monsters? Our collection celebrates monstrophobia with witty designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Show your friend or loved one you understand their quirky fear with gifts that blend humor and empathy, making their everyday spaces a little more personal and a lot more fun.

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Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'. mockup

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

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Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest... mockup

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

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I.T. Fear

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Grandma's caf

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"GPS? In my day, a newcomer learned to find his cubicle by memory."

"GPS? In my day, a newcomer learned to find his cubicle by memory." mockup

"GPS? In my day, a newcomer learned to find his cubicle by memory."

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"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down." mockup

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

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High speed cinder block

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"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing." mockup

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

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"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease." mockup

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

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"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by." mockup

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

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"The penicillin looks good."

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"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!" mockup

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

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"Tarzan no want computer."

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Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them. mockup

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

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'Bernice . . . could you come in here please? Bring a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter!'

'Bernice . . . could you come in here please? Bring a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter!' mockup

'Bernice . . . could you come in here please? Bring a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter!'

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'Colds! Sore throats! Flue! Did anyone ever tell you you're a hypochondriac?'

'Colds! Sore throats! Flue! Did anyone ever tell you you're a hypochondriac?' mockup

'Colds! Sore throats! Flue! Did anyone ever tell you you're a hypochondriac?'

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'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.'

'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.' mockup

'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.'

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"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark." mockup

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

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Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes. mockup

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

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'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!' mockup

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

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"I don't know-somehow the city seems much scarier than when I was a kid."

"I don't know-somehow the city seems much scarier than when I was a kid." mockup

"I don't know-somehow the city seems much scarier than when I was a kid."

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'You get to see the countryside, meet interesting characters and relax traveling this way. Besides, I'm scared of flying.'

'You get to see the countryside, meet interesting characters and relax traveling this way. Besides, I'm scared of flying.' mockup

'You get to see the countryside, meet interesting characters and relax traveling this way. Besides, I'm scared of flying.'

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'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.' mockup

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

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"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?" mockup

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

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'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.' mockup

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

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'Some people feel they've entered a dark, claustrophobic place, from which there's no escape...'

'Some people feel they've entered a dark, claustrophobic place, from which there's no escape...' mockup

'Some people feel they've entered a dark, claustrophobic place, from which there's no escape...'

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"Here comes someone now. If we're lucky they haven't had their fly shot, or won't wash their hands!"

"Here comes someone now. If we're lucky they haven't had their fly shot, or won't wash their hands!" mockup

"Here comes someone now. If we're lucky they haven't had their fly shot, or won't wash their hands!"

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"Interesting greeting ritual."

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"Actually I feel great but I read on the coronavirus blog that that might just be a symptom."

"Actually I feel great but I read on the coronavirus blog that that might just be a symptom." mockup

"Actually I feel great but I read on the coronavirus blog that that might just be a symptom."

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'Your, 'Never can come out in public' session is over. After I leave the room, you come out and slink away!'

'Your, 'Never can come out in public' session is over. After I leave the room, you come out and slink away!' mockup

'Your, 'Never can come out in public' session is over. After I leave the room, you come out and slink away!'

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Monstrophobic Gifts Collection

Monstrophobic Mugs

Explore our collection of monstrophobic mugs and bring a touch of humor to their mornings—there’s a design perfect for every fear.

Monstrophobic Pillows

Find the perfect monstrophobic pillows to add a humorous and cozy touch to their home decor.

Monstrophobic Prints

Browse our monstrophobic prints for stylish artwork that embraces their unique fear with wit and personality.

Monstrophobic T-Shirts

Check out our monstrophobic t-shirts for wearable humor that celebrates their quirky fear in style.