Mundane Moment Celebrator Pillows

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Showbiz Awards

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Malfunctioning geyser

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

'Show one more kitten photo,lady and the next time you see me will be on a 'missing' poster!'

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

"Let's start with a couple of glasses of water and if that goes well I'll order two coffees."

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

'She said her first words today.'

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."

"Are you blushing?!"

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

'Look. . . for the last time, I'm not playin' 'footsie' with you!'

Speed Dating Disasters

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

Welcome to our meeting!

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"I think that one is a little too honest."

Hey dad, is that the boss guy that you said can talk out of his butt?

"Can the bride refrain from twitching her entire left side?"

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"Hi, I'm on the toilet"

"Of course mating is natural. It's just not the kind of thing you want to see your parents doing."

'It's our first date. You don't know me well enough to ask if I'm getting enough fiber.'

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

Jack's first meeting with Melanie's parents, suddenly turned awkward.

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'