Mundane Meals Gifts

'Generic drugs, generic drinks, generic foods! No wonder we're boring!'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

Homo Gamus

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Menu Dating

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

Empty Calories Vending Machine.

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

"You have arrived at your destination."

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

Pizza Study Party

'Lobbyist for 'Big Sugar' is here to see you, congressman. . .'

"Oh, that looks fantastic! Honey, doesn’t that look delicious?!"

"I think the problem is that you're not eating properly..."

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

'At least he's honest.'

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"