Mundane Meals Pillows

'Generic drugs, generic drinks, generic foods! No wonder we're boring!'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Homo Gamus

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Menu Dating

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

Empty Calories Vending Machine.

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

"You have arrived at your destination."

Pizza Study Party

'At least he's honest.'

"Oh, that looks fantastic! Honey, doesn’t that look delicious?!"

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

'Lobbyist for 'Big Sugar' is here to see you, congressman. . .'

"I think the problem is that you're not eating properly..."

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

"Nothing says 'Fourth of July' like beer, hot dogs, and antacids."