Mundane Tasks Pillows

"Hold on – I was putting my card in upside down."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'

"You have arrived at your destination."

Welcome to our meeting!

In-Out-Far Out.

'Sir! We're all doomed! It's a fitted sheet! How can we ever hope to stop something we can't even fold?!'

''No, Ma,am', I said. 'I'm not taking anybody's pet pig for a walk in a baby carriage' and then she doubled my salary.'

"Sorry honey. I can't sleep. I'm going to copy and collate for awhile."

Shovel your driveway?

"You will awaken and do some light filing, answer the phone, that sort of thing."

"Finding $20 while on bathroom clean-up duty."

"It's just one of those days. I don't know if I'm coming or going."

"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. Then you'll finish up a report on whether your client's edgy new marketing tactics have been resonating with the 18-34 demographic. The results will be inconclusive and your boss will say, 'Jared, there'll always be another Instagram-based influence strategy to review,' but she also takes a while to approve your annual leave request and you will suspect that the two are related."

'Don't bother your father. He tried to fold a fitted sheet.'

"Your parking meter is expired, your license is expired, your plates are expired, your city sticker is expired, your insurance is expired, your library card is expired..."

The Non-erotic Adventures of Patty Williams

'I don't want to fight the evil Emperor of the Galaxy! †I want to do my taxes!'

'Don't forget to post that parcel!'

Snake charmer.

"You're humming that tune our dryer makes when it's completed the cycle."

Ribbons for Everyday Life: Cooked A Strange Vegetable, Ironed a Shirt, Remembered Her Name, Removed Rock From Shoe.

Divorcing the boring husband

'I hired a gatherer to do some work around the cave.'

Shoe Shine Boy

Yawning at the Laundry