Mundane Magic Pillows

"Finding $20 while on bathroom clean-up duty."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"You have arrived at your destination."

Wadder

'Actually, I'm a placebo psychiatrist.'

'Don't knock it. The copy machine hasn't broken down in a month.'

Graham and his amazing anxiety

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

'Another bad hair day, Leo?'

"Recycling has become the high point of my week."

"Looks like rain."

"It's just one of those days. I don't know if I'm coming or going."

"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. Then you'll finish up a report on whether your client's edgy new marketing tactics have been resonating with the 18-34 demographic. The results will be inconclusive and your boss will say, 'Jared, there'll always be another Instagram-based influence strategy to review,' but she also takes a while to approve your annual leave request and you will suspect that the two are related."

'This is security. Looks like we have an escape from cubicle 36.'

Suddenly Henry knew someone had read his thoughts, and he felt violated.

Please stand by...for view.

"If anyone calls, marge, I'm sitting right by the phone."

"Hold on – I was putting my card in upside down."

'Generic drugs, generic drinks, generic foods! No wonder we're boring!'

'I don't want to fight the evil Emperor of the Galaxy! †I want to do my taxes!'

Witch riding a vacuum cleaner

"It says here you once ordered take-out for twenty-seven nights in a row. What kind of person does that?"

Proof of life on earth

Mindfulness/Mindlessness

Oh no! Socks again?!

"At this point, I'm just complaining on fumes."