Muhammad Ali Fans Gifts

"Look! I got this gold candy medallion at the opening of the ALi center! Muhammad Ali is my hero!" "Then you should chuck that medallion in the Ohio river and burn a draft card, Junior!"

Easter Island Cheeseheads

Dispute between Pelosi and Trump

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

'...Nadine Dorries has sent you a present from Australia. She said as soon as she saw it she thought of you!'

Man sees capitol building: 'Truth, Justice, Reality TV'

Remote control car breakdown.

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

"Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs would make a great reality show."

As Seen On TV

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

Easter bunny Island.

'OK, you've got your problems. Now, you can keep them and walk away - or trade them with whoever's behind door number one, two or three.'

"I'd like a portrait of me in the style of him."

'We were matched by computer.'

'We need more cake shows!'

Continental marshal

'So, the Father is a native of Easter Island?'

"Do I have to pay the plaintiff the same amount again for each rerun of my case on TV?"

Michael Grade is right...ITV needs more real writers which is why we want you to commission 'celebrity novelists get me out of here'.

The Party of Lincoln

'Take us to your - y'know whasisname - that chap who came runner up in 'Pop Idol''

'It's a new reality show call 'Detoxing with the Stars'...'

"Would you please come with us, Sir?!"