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'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Glastonbury. After.

"Is it something I said dear?"

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"I know it is of this earth...."

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"He was a grouch when I met him. It was love at first gripe."

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'I love rock festivals!'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

"I've been interfacing with mud."

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

Bungee sodbustin'

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

Trilby - 'I believe you, my boy!'

'I'm dropping you, you're too clean.'

Rural Life - A man trampled by pigs

Pete Bog

"Just don't swallow any. What we're wallowing in is Hi- Density-Syntha-Soil Fabricated mud."