Mudrunner Fan Pillows

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Glastonbury. After.

Playing pig

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"I know it is of this earth...."

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"He was a grouch when I met him. It was love at first gripe."

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'I love rock festivals!'

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"I've been interfacing with mud."

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

Bungee sodbustin'

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

Pete Bog

'I'm dropping you, you're too clean.'

Animals write 'Clean Me' on cow.

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'