Moving To Arizona T-Shirts

Cactus welcoming you to Arizona.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"Your animal companionship is here!"

Welsh practice launches formal objection to 'unmanageable' new housing.

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

Converted Parking Garage

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

'I can remember when there were only farms around here.'

Frosty, the Golden Years

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

"Is your dog friendly or socially maladjusted?"

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

Progress.

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

Farmer reads newspaper headline 'Drought Hits Midwest'; sees sand dunes and camel caravan through window.

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

"I don't know-somehow the city seems much scarier than when I was a kid."

Wolf Watching the Sunset

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

Emigrating to Oz.

'You see! What did I tell you about this place?'

The weekend getaway.

"I know I'm good looking, but am I good looking enough to move to California?"

Street Maze.

Now entering California, dude!