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'Welcome to the Sun Belt ... Bet you forgot to bring your sunburn lotion.'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Stairlift around cliff face.

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Welsh practice launches formal objection to 'unmanageable' new housing.

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

Magazine stand in middle of the desert.

"Did you remember the extra krill and anchovies?"

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Yep, you get to a certain age and you just want to fly south for the winter.

"Honey, relax - I brought the big umbrella."

Wolf Watching the Sunset

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

Rosie Cheeks

Moving south...

Cactus Fountain

Absurd snow clearing machine

'Did you know the neighbors bought a snowblower?'

"You shoveled the entire driveway? You know your father wanted to use his new snowblower! Go to your room!"

Country Mouse and City Mouse Meet Suburb Mouse

Summer Decorating

Do the waves make that noise all night?

'...And the property is in the catchment area for good local alcoholics anonymous groups.'

"Oh sure - you could move to Arizona...but you wouldn't have our wonderful change of seasons..."

'It's close to all the main schools, but try not to let that put you off.'

'Thanks for showing the new kid around, Wesley.'