First Vacation To Arizona T-Shirts

"This is the first time I've been in Arizona."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

Marshmallows

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

I think it's so cute when the kids camp out in the backyard.

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Mother CareBaby Gap

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

'Are we there yet?'

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

Rubbish Carousel

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

Rent a Room With Hot Water

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

'Don't the Italians believe in remodeling, Dad?'

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"Hi! I'm on the Sphinx!"

"Mine's camper."

"I installed a cam in my luggage to see if it's having a better vacation than I am."

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

"I'd rather be at the office."

Passengers arriving on luggage conveyor belt

Hotel Interincontinential

"Wait a minute - I know there's something we've forgotten to worry about."

'This is the third one today. Why can't the gynecologists have their convention someplace other than Vegas?'

"Always be prepared."

You Are Now Entering Las Vegas. Lock Your Car And Open Your Wallet

'Empty your pockets and go through again.'

"First camping trip, Billy?"