First Vacation To Arizona T-Shirts

"This is the first time I've been in Arizona."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Marshmallows

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

Mother CareBaby Gap

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

'Are we there yet?'

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

Rent a Room With Hot Water

Rubbish Carousel

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

'Don't the Italians believe in remodeling, Dad?'

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"Hi! I'm on the Sphinx!"

"I installed a cam in my luggage to see if it's having a better vacation than I am."

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

Passengers arriving on luggage conveyor belt

"I'd rather be at the office."

Hotel Interincontinential

"Wait a minute - I know there's something we've forgotten to worry about."

'This is the third one today. Why can't the gynecologists have their convention someplace other than Vegas?'

'Empty your pockets and go through again.'

You Are Now Entering Las Vegas. Lock Your Car And Open Your Wallet

'Sorry, folks - no drinking at the bar - video poker only.'

Does it Rain at Camp?

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"