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The big apple.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Mother CareBaby Gap

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

'Are we there yet?'

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

Rent a Room With Hot Water

Rubbish Carousel

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'Don't the Italians believe in remodeling, Dad?'

Completely out of diapers and facing a seven-hour layover, Marsha happens upon a diaper scalper.

"Hi! I'm on the Sphinx!"

Baby on Top

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

The nerds go on their first road trip.

"I installed a cam in my luggage to see if it's having a better vacation than I am."

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

'I'm sorry, sir, but there is a 25 surcharge to use the lavatory,'

Couple putting baby through the scanner.

Passengers arriving on luggage conveyor belt

The Fault of the Fowl

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'

Hotel Interincontinential

Entering New York City - Check it out

'Empty your pockets and go through again.'

"3 ounce liquids! Get your 3 ounce liquids here! Approved and ready for screening! 3 ounce liquids!"

English men in France talking to each in French before they realise...

"Excuse me... I think you're in my seat."

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!